DON'T TRY SO HARD

I've been this cramped before. No one actually tiptoes where they stare at

people who tiptoe. Where Great Adventure is practically day care. The

vinyl cartops the chimps attacked were our fathers' vinyl cartops. Let's

fight those chimps together.

And when I cry, when I say stop, don't stop. You know what's best. Your

hold on me is for life, no matter how much I straighten my vowels out. I

will find my fifth exit someday, I will stop crying about you, and you will

just keep on kicking my ass.

When you speak of me, speak of me sitting here under this tree.